MEATFLAP DOT COM

this is meatflap.com. if you're visiting this page because you found a card, congratulations! you are one of the elite few who have discovered a strange laminated card with some silly quasi-meat-related saying.

you are also one of the super-elite in that you 1. took the card with you (it told you to, didn't it?) and 2. were curious enough to follow the directions and visit www.meatflap.neocities.org. if this is you, click the "found" button to the left and get started.

if you're visiting for any other reason, well, cool. send me some feedback and tell me what you think (and why you're here!)